And the angel answered him, “I am Gabriel. I stand in the presence of God, and I was sent to speak to you and to bring you this good news:
Our whole fandom is going to hell
Good. We can keep Adam company.
My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
this is too accurate
*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*
*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*
Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate
YesHOLY TAX ACCOUNTANT
I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD
Moose. Scary Moose.